Here's how this is going down: there will be no Wednesday update this week. Instead, I'm working on a big Christmas two-parter that will go up Thursday and Friday. You're deferring your enjoyment for one day in exchange for a holiday mega-post, and you'll still get your three updates. Deal? Well, tough shit because you don't own me. I'm an adult.
If you're not a regular reader, check out the archives or the rest of the front page. And make this blog appointment viewing, because the Christmas updates are going to melt your face off. That's what people want out of Christmas, right? Melted faces? Sure.